Sniper 8:24 Sat Jul 23
Just got in trouble with the missus
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She asks if there's anything I want for tea
I said 'do you am fancy a kebab?' (Place round the corner does cracking chicken shish)
Cue angry rant about never making my mind up never deciding what I want why does she have to decide...
Am I missing something? Is it not generally inferred when someone says 'do you fancy...' that they would like said thing? Or is it actually quite common for someone to go
'do you fancy something'
'yes that sounds great'
'well I don't - fuck off'
I'm really rather confused
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Dwight Van Mann
8:24 Sat Jul 23
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she on the blob?
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Sniper
8:26 Sat Jul 23
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I'm fairly certain she is permanently to be honest
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Far Cough
8:26 Sat Jul 23
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she on the blob
Is the Pope .....
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Sniper
8:30 Sat Jul 23
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Shall i ask her?
That's bound to cheer her up, right?
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The_Phantom
8:30 Sat Jul 23
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How about the classic trap question "Does my arse look big in this ?"
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WHOicidal Maniac
8:31 Sat Jul 23
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Over 40?
Kids all grown up?
Yeah, I know the type
*Casts an eye across the room to her on the sofa*
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Nurse Ratched
8:37 Sat Jul 23
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I was seeing a bloke for a bit last year. He used to say to me "What do you want to drink?" (bearing in mind his house is stocked like a pub). I would reply (very honestly) "Anything, I don't mind". I could tell by his exasperated reaction that this really pissed him off, but I couldn't work out why.
On reflection, I have decided men really prefer women who are difficult to please. You consider difficult women to be prizes.
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Sniper
8:47 Sat Jul 23
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I would seriously rather not have anyone difficult - I'm too lazy
Ironically normally I'm like hat - not that I can't decide, more that in general in easy going and have no preference. Quite odd I get flack the one ine I do make a decision!
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VirginiaHam
8:47 Sat Jul 23
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There are days where I swear women 'shake the trees' just because there's nothing else going on. Out of nowhere comes an irate comment and there's no obvious reason.
I call ut 'upsetting the apple cart' syndrome. Funny way to get attention, if that's what it's all about.
How about wandering around in a shirt with no knickers? Far friendlier solution.
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joe royal
8:49 Sat Jul 23
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Years ago I shared a house with about 6 other people and as I was going up the shop I would ask if anyone wanted anything.
One of the girls asked for a strawberry yogurt, but if they haven't got strawberry anything will do.
I got her a pork pie.
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bruuuno
8:49 Sat Jul 23
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You didn't mean anything nurse, if he'd have got you a drink hounding like you'd have been like "when I said anything I meant anything other than xxxx"
Women = don't know what they want but know what they don't want
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bruuuno
8:50 Sat Jul 23
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^a drink you didn't like
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VirginiaHam
8:54 Sat Jul 23
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oe royal 8:49 Sat Jul 23
Hilarious.
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Lertie Button
9:08 Sat Jul 23
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Been with my Missus for over 36 years and it still amazes me that we can go to bed together, all loved up, sleep the night through and in the morning she seems to hate me.
A total fucking mystery, women and their moods, just get it
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bruuuno
9:12 Sat Jul 23
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On a couple of occsions my ex mrs dreamt I cheated on her and had the hump with me the whole next day. Senior marketing executive ffs
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Hammer and Pickle
9:22 Sat Jul 23
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Sounds par for the course for a marketing exec.- feeble grasp of reality.
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Nurse Ratched
9:27 Sat Jul 23
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Does anybody believe bruuno's tall tales about women?
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ted fenton
9:29 Sat Jul 23
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I look after my wife cook her dinner every day cuppa every morning in bed but I seriously do not take any shit !!!!!
Fact.
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zico
9:40 Sat Jul 23
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They are strange creatures!! Typical conversation if we take a visit to the cinema.
Me - "What shall we go and see as I chose last time.?"
Her - "I don't really have a preference, is there anything you want to watch?".
Me - "Well I wouldn't mind seeing (new Star Trek, new Bourne, new Bond etc)
Her - "Ok, I don't mind that".
Later.......
Her - "I didn't really enjoy that, can we see something I like next time as you always choose".
As I say, strange creatures!!!
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Dwight Van Mann
9:41 Sat Jul 23
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WHOicidal Maniac 8:31 Sat Jul 23
AgAgAgAg
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